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When I was young, I looked like I belonged on the show, Laguna Beach.

Oh yes.

Wine, cheese and asparagus. Who could ask for anything more perfect?

This shirt makes me invincible. That’s all I really have to say today!

GPOYW - Me at 6 or 7 years old, posing infront of my dad’s old ‘73 Cadillac Eldorado. When we moved from Sweden, he decided that he wanted THE most American car he could find.

So if you have nothing to do tomorrow at 7pm, might you consider going to the Biking Rules PSA Festival? You might remember a while back I posted this rap video by my lovely friend Adam where, as you may recall, I am g’d up and grilled out. Well, it is now a finalist in the contest and hopefully will win a large amount of money!

Yeahhhh.

Is This Really Necessary? Jersey Shore Reality Show.

“Jersey’s craziest guidos are finally getting their moment in the sun. Hopefully their fake tans will be ready.The seaside fist-pumping, open-shirt wearing, bling-blinging greasers will be featured on a new MTV reality series — and the premiere is just a few weeks away.  Oh my gawd. If you thought “The Hills” was bad, just wait for MTV’s Jersey Shore, starring the “hottest, tannest, craziest Guidos” around as they wade (carefully) through the (dirty) water and step (gingerly) on the (needle-ridden) sand on their way to down Jagerbombs.”

Check out the orange-tastic trailer here.

Man, I used to be so tan!