January 2010
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dangurewitch:
The iPad is a Comedy Gold Mine, written by me and featuring the CH staff. A hot slice of meta, for comedy writers and Apple haters the world over. Help make our non-angle iPad angle take the Internet by storm by lending us a digg.
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Subway Assholes 2: The Ear Buster
Its 9am, you’re slightly hungover and on your way to the office. This is the worst time for the ear buster to come on board, but of course, he does. And he stands within 3 feet of you. You know this guy, the hoodie, sagging pants, and, oh yeah, the blaring headphones audible to everyone within a city block. As much as your hungover self wants to listen to blaring Jay-Z or Soulja Boy at 9 am, oh...
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Formspring Answers 13
Toilet Paper: Over or Under? Over, definitely. Kommer du komma till Sverige snart? Kanske om ett år eller så? How long does the travel home to work take? What do you prefer to do? Listen music, read, take pictures… watch people…? Going to work takes about 40 minutes door-to-door. I usually watch TV shows on my iPhone or read. Worst thing you’ve ever smelled? The smell of chicken...
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Subway Assholes 2: The Little Rushed Lady
There you are, just paitiently waiting for the train. You see it coming and its a coincidence that it stops so the door is right infront of you. Awesome! Until the little rushed lady steps directly infront of you, blatantly doing a ”cut” which was an unspeakable crime in elementary school. You know the lady. She is short, barely 5 feet, slightly overweight, usually carrying one too many bags for a...
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What would you do if a hot guy groped you? Slap him. What’s good to eat at Duke’s? The fries covered in EVERYTHING (I forget what they’re officially called - but they’re appetizers and fed probably 4 people). They have cheese, onions, jalapenos, bacon bits (I have them hold the chili because I’m not a fan) and then I ask for a side of ranch to dip it in. So unhealthy...
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Subway Assholes 1: Large and in Charge
As cynical as these posts may seem, they are more for fun and to let out some of my frustration of general society.
The Large and In Charge
You see this lady from the moment she walks through the train doors. She’s probably 300 pounds and is packing on the doughnuts like they’re going out of style. There you are, on the left side of a 3-seater, a slender man on the opposite side of the seat. She...
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Watch3 points if you can spot me 5 times.
jakeandamir:
New Office
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Why must men be so gross?
I was harassed and groped by a disgusting man old enough to be my father on the train on the way to work this morning.
Gentlemen, no means NO.
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Have you ever thrown hot coffee into somebody’s face? Nope. I’m a nice person. I found out that my Dad is a tranny, what should I do? Accept him no matter what. He’s your dad! He did the same for you. What your favorite music? And artist? Right now I’m into electronic stuff. Artist-wise right now is Cot/Copy, Owl City, and Crystal Castles, Passion Pit, Yes Giantess. Where...
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Do me a favor?
I wanna win this contest. Here is my entry to the Adorama iPhone photo contest. Rate it a 5 please please please?
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Hey You
My sister just started a blog. Why don’t you follow her.
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How often do you try to move things with your mind? Not often! How many hours do you sleep? Generally 10-11 hours on weekdays. I need a LOT of sleep to function! Weekends I sleep up to like 13 or 14 hours. Being Swedish, is it really as amazing as it seems? Apparently its more fascinating to other people than it is for me, haha. I guess having a European passport is pretty great and comes in handy...
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